
After a crazy week of working hard on papers for archeology and art history classes, I got ready to leave for Scotland with everyone! Due to an unfortuante website malfunction, Sam had booked his train ticket to Edinburgh on Thursday and the rest of us were stuck taking a 9-hour overnight MegaBus. If you learn anything from reading my blog (very doubtful), please please please learn this: Do not take an overnight MegaBus. They are cramped, bumpy, and nauseating. I was able to get around 3 hours of sleep total (45 minutes here and there), with random late night paper and pencil games with Olga. She taught me how to play Cows and Bulls which is basically a Russian number version of the boardgame Mastermind. I reccomend this game to everyone on a long trip except for Jenny Janovitz (it involves logc). Anyways, this is what everyone had to say upon arrival the next morning:
Me: “I feel like I just woke up from surgery, and my doctor was Edward Scissorhands.”
Olga: “I feel like I just got continuously punched in the face for 9 hours.”
Mark: He actually didn’t say anything. He just had a look on his face that usually indicated complete and utter disgust. A rare Mark-face, but a priceless one.
Bernacchi: “I don’t feel horrible, but I also don’t feel like I slept at all.”
But seeing Edinburgh as we got off was lovely! Our hostel reminded me of a hut in the White Mountains that I used to stay at with a fun staff and a good community. I slept on a high bunk bed with no barriers on the side, but managed to stay on both nights!
Sam came down from his normal night of sleep in a bed, and the 5 of us set off on our first Scottish adventure. The adventure turned out to be a free 3-hour walking tour of the city with Grace, a punky half-Brit, half-Scot who had destroyed her face with piercings and dyed her hair bright green like a Tomba! character. Upon making this observation, Bernacchi and I discovered that we were each the only people we knew who loved the old Playstation game, Tomba! Its actually really rare now and worth over 100 bucks on ebay, but I refuse to sell! Grace led us to all of the beautiful sites of Edinburgh, taught us some awesome Scotish catch-phrases (lovely/quite nice/brilliant = something good, wee = smallish, ay = Desmond), and gave us reccommendations for trying Scottish food (the disgusting meaty bits of Haggis), Scottish soda (the disgusting neon orange Irn Bru), Scottish whisky (I didn’t go there), and Scottish dessert (surely my Mom’s favorite: fried Mars Bars).
After the tour we were already pretty exhausted (it tends to happen when you don’t sleep) so we relaxed in the hostel and walked around the university and a neat park. That night we went to dinner at a pub where Sam, Olga, and I got pasta, Bernacchi got Haggis, and Mark got hit on by a drunk, older woman. Before going to sleep for an early night, we played a few rounds of Presidents and Assholes, the card game. Sam was president most of the night, and our gracious leader even created rules to try to give others opportunities. By the end, he was the asshole. We had fun and it certainly will not be our last time playing during our travels.
The next morning was the highlight of the trip. We woke up relatively early and ate breakfast at the same place J.K. Rowling wrote Harry Potter. Then we made our way through town until we got to a summit of the beautiful landscape surrounding the city. We hiked around the Edinburgh hills/mountains for a couple hours, finally settling on the highest peak of Arthur’s Seat – named after King Arthur. We had a great time trekking through the Scottish wilderness, with lots of grassy areas and beautiful stone walls (yes, it did remind me of Lost a wee bit). The sights of the city below us was amazing, and everyone was happy to make it to the top. So happy in fact that I made this video:
The rest of the day we spent mostly walking around the city. We checked out Castle, the fabric museum where they make kilts, and had some great meals: delicious chicken shwarma for lunch and an Italian dinner with generous portions. Along the way we saw this guy playing traditional Scottish music on his bagpipes:
That night we decided to have a fun time out. We picked up some items at the grocery store and played cards for a while in the hostel. There, we met some new friends from Newcastle who we trekked over to a bar with. Mark was as hilarious as ever, and his presence was a noticeable and wonderful contrast to our night out in Belgium… One more video! Why not?
The next day we explored some other neighborhoods in Edinburgh that we had missed the first time around. We had lunch, played some pool in the hostel, and headed over to the train for a much more manageable ride home. All in all good fun! By the way, yes, we did steal a glass. I was hoping to get a Belhaven for my brother, but I never had a good opportunity. Instead I settled for “Tennents Ice Cold” which I found just sitting on a window sill early Saturday morning.

Last night in London we saw Ricky Gervais peform. He was hilarious and brought up some interesting debatable questions! Next up is Italy: Venice and Rome with Sam! I won’t be back until a week from today (the 24th) so I guess MTG is going on a brief hiatus. Feel free to comment with suggestions and feedback! Thanks everyone!
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My feelings for Bruges was love at first step. I’ve been waiting all of my time in Europe to find streets made of cobblestone, and Bruges is filled with them. Most of the neighborhoods have a small village feel to them and their are several canals through the streets. There is also a grand marketplace in the center and we checked out the main sites like the Belfry (prominently featured in In Bruges) and…well, that was about it. Bruges is really nice, but there isn’t really all that much to do. We did get lunch at a great crepe/pancake (they call them “pancakes” in Belgium, but they are 100% crepes. I like crepes, but sadly, I like pancakes more) place which was pretty much just smothered in sugar and butter. That last part was for my Mom.


4) Apple Floris Bier: Downstairs in Delirium is like a paradise but glass stealing connaisseurs like ourselves. Sam ordered an Orval and loved the beer, but he was haunted by the sight of the bartender pulling out a generic glass to pour it in. Mark snagged a cool Pilsner Urquell glass (and drank the beer in it first – but who really cares?) and I chose the previously reccommended to me Apple Beer by Floris. The beer literally tasted like a fuji apple, and I thanked the beer gods for allowing such a delicious, girly-tasting drink to be called a beer, so I could still look cool and manly. The glass was especially a nice surprise because it coincidently had the name “Josh” written on it, as Floris’ mascot or something. Anyways, the bar was so crowded that the chances of anyone seeing me slip it into my pocket were weaker than Chad Pennington’s arm. Risk factor of getting caught: 1 pint out of 5.
5) Hoegaarden: The highlight of the day occured at a flea market where we were hoping to find cheap glasses of our favorite Belgian beer before our trip to Belgium, Hoegaarden. We had been unsuccesful in acquring the glass throughout the trip despite some close calls, so it was definitely on our minds. As luck would have it, a bar next to the flea market had some outside service and I spotted two glasses on the table as we approached. I simply just walked by and snatched the glass. Success! Sam did the same and we walked around the block back to the flea market from a different street.
6) Hoegaarden Rose: Mark and I headed over to the bar across the street. Sam went to a novelty shop to buy an Orval glass for 6.50. He just couldn’t let it get away! In the meantime, Mark ordered a Hoegaarden so he also could get the glass, and I ordered a Hoegaarden Rose because it seemed like an interesting fruity twist on what already was a tasty beer. It turns out they poured it into this Hoegaarden labeled wine glass. Mark and I took our time in enjoying our drinks, then pocketed them and left.




2) Duvel: Me and Sam needed some fresh air from the strange technoy light show of a bar that was going on around us with a weird large projection screen of a fashion show, so we stepped outside and noticed that numerous tables had empty beer glasses yet to be picked up. Sam snagged a Brugs (see 3) and I grabbed the goblet shaped Duvel. It seemed like a good addition to my early collection. The pockets on my new peacoat jacket are huge, so it fit right in. We sat on a bench for a while looking unsuspiciously, and then headed back in. Risk factor of getting caught: 2 pints out of 5






